Because if I write it, I'll feel held accountable.
Because I've forgotten that I live in the body of a 25 year old adult, not a 5 year old calorie-burning-inferno.
Because The Staff Sergeant keeps asking about those lofty plans I had to get in shape while he was gone.
Because he's in the gym daily and I don't want him to come home flaunting it and find that I am left with no counter argument.
Because of today's Nutella, Starburst Gummies, and heavy-on-the-chocolate chocolate milk.
Because I can't kick the blues...and working up a sweat is supposed to help.